USA 2015, 94 min, Dir: Andy Fickman
A morbid experiment in perfect synchronization, BLART SIDE OF THE MALL takes PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 and fuses it seamlessly with Pink Floyd’s legendary Dark Side of the Moon—to the frame. Punches land with ferocious drum hits. Lyrics sync with Blart’s in-movie words. Music channels the film’s deepest emotions. Inspired by Griffin McElroy’s musings on Til Death Do Us Blart, this version maintains key dialogue so the story remains (somewhat) followable, with a few minor edits and an all-new ending.
Paul Blart, the world’s most dedicated mall cop, has finally earned a vacation. With his teenage daughter by his side, he heads to Las Vegas before she sets off for college. But fate, the cosmos, and the steady pulse of a legendary rock album have other plans. As Breathe swells, so do the stakes. As Time ticks on, so does Blart’s relentless pursuit of justice. And as Eclipse reaches its climactic finish, Blart faces his destiny in ways no mall cop—or Pink Floyd fan—could have predicted.
Sit back, and enjoy a trip to the Blart Side of the Mall.
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